A lion taming hat. A hat with 'lion tamer' on it. No longer available at Harrods, but we've got it. It says 'lion tamer' in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy. And you can switch it off during the daytime, and claim reasonable wear and tear as allowable professional expenses under paragraph 335C…

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